Joke-Posh Fart

A woman walks into a car dealership selling Ferrari’s. Looking around, she spots the perfect red one, walks over and inspects it. As she bends to feel the texture of the Ferrari she farts loudly. Very embarrassed she glanced nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident hoping nobody was around to witness.

As she looked back, there standing next to her was a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you?"
Embarrassed and uncomfortable she acted as if nothing occurred and asked, "How much does this Ferrari cost?"

He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is."