Diarrhea Song

When somethings dripping down your pants and it makes you dirty dance, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When you're driving in your Chevy and you feel something heavy, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

When running into to first and you're feeling something burst, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When racing right towards second and your feeling quite unpleasant, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When you rush past the shortstop and you're bottom needs to drop, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When you're sliding into third and you think you feel a terd, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When your heading into home and your feeling something foam, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When your standing in outfield and a brown stain reveals, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.