Joke-Animal Stutter
An elementary school teacher was speaking to her class and said that "humans are the only species to stutter."
A little boy in the room raised his hand and commented, "that's not true."
So, the teacher asked him to give an example.
The boy said,
"We had a cat that was out in the front yard, when a pitbull started heading its way.
The cat made a phhhh noise and its hair stood on end.
The dog was still getting closer...
and the cat made another 'phhhhh' sound as it arched its back.
...and wouldn't you know it,
the pitbull mauled the cat before it could say 'fuck!'"